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• A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
• Committee, n.: A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
  -- Fred Alle...
• Lisa: [moans] I give up, there's nothing we can do.
  Bart: Yeah, I agree. You wanna start on trying to get Apu out of jail?...
• No medicine can cure a vulgar person.
• There is nothing wrong with America that a socialist revolution wouldn't cure.
• Nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won.
  -- Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington (1769-1852) -- Despatch, 1815...
• There's nothing wrong with America that a good erection wouldn't cure. -- David Mairowitz