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• Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome. -- Dr. Johnso
• The Rev. Lovejoy, Msgr. Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Krustofsky, on their joint radio show
  Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights....
• The police are not there to create disorder. The police are there to preserve disorder.
  -- The late Richard J. Daly, Mayor of the city of Chicago...
• The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end. -- Benjamin Disraeli
• I am grateful for all my problems. As each of them was overcome I became stronger and more able to meet those yet to come.
  I grew on all my difficulties. -- J. C. Penney...
• We must all hang together, or we will surely all hang separately" - Benjamin Frankli
• Relax. Nothing ever happens at first level. -- Famous Last Word
• The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.
  -- J. Robert Oppenheimer, "Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists" 1951...
• Puns are little plays on words that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead
  when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water....