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Nothing works...and nobody cares.
-- Woody Allen
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Some people hope to achieve immortality through their works or their children.
I would prefer to achieve it by not dying. -- Woody Alle...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. -- Woody Allen, Without Feathe...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
This Embassy is United States territory. Nobody can be dragged away and shot without the written consent of the American government.
-- Woody Allen, "Don't Drink the Wate...
Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind .
.. everything really valuable has to enter you through a different opening....
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?...