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• Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and nasty.
• How many Blue Peter presenters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and one to turn the old one into an attractive Christmas tree decoration....
• Christmas tree packet: n. A packet with every single option set for whatever protocol is in use.
  See {kamikaze packet}, {Chernobyl packet}. (The term doubtless derives from a fanciful image of each little option bit being represented by a different-colored light bulb, all turned on....
• A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.
• Real live christmas tree for sale...used only 20 days..
• You may be redneck... if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
• Christmas tree n. A kind of RS-232 line tester or breakout box featuring rows of blinking red and green LEDs suggestive of Christmas lights.
• Christmas tree packet n. A packet with every single option set for whatever protocol is in use.
  See kamikaze packet, Godzillagram....
• Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos it was autumn. (eh?)