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• Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic.
  They also had myths.A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable....
• Hair is another name for sex.
• Nagler's Comment on the Origin of Murphy's Law: Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.
• Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] ``wicked'' guy.
  He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
• Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] "wicked" guy.
  He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
• Marge: I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.
  Homer: Well, you should've written a song like that guy....
• Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved man in Springfield.
  Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither....
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....