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  And every day that I've been good, I get an orange after food....
• Sure, understanding today's complex world of the future is a little like having bees live in your head.
  But there they are . . ....
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• on the ice, Jimbo trips Bart] Marge: He tripped my boy!
  I demand vengeance. I want vengeance! Announce...
• I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY!
  -- from "Cerebus" #82...