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  Each of my 33 friends thinks they are among that ten. -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
  .. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
• ALIEN INVASION IMMINENT It now known that an alien species has been watching this planet for several years now.
  They have sent their scouts ahead, who have infiltrated much of the civilised world....
• There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
  -- Benchley's Law of Distinctio...
• Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.
  -- John F. Kennedy, 1964...
• He saw the crowd and thought of the waves moving through them, breaking into white, swallowing foam.
  The small figures dimly sensed the eddies of the waves as paradox, as riddle, and heard the tick of time without knowing what they sensed, and clung to their linear illusions of past and future, of progression, of their opening births and yawning deaths to come....
• I never like to think of the future. It comes soon enough. -- Albert Einstei
• The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...