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• Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place.
  If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that....
• The horror of that moment," the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!
  "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it....
• I'll be judge, I'll be jurry," said cunning old Fury
  I'll try the whole cause, and condemn you to death....
• When I come upon anything-- in Logic or in any other hard subject-- that entirely puzzles me, I find it a capital plan to talk it over, aloud, even when I am all alone.
  One can explain things so clearly to one's self! And then, you know, one is so patient with one's self...
• Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.
  "An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked my advice, I'd have said `Leave off at seven' -- but it's too late now....
• Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thing.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• You see it's like a portmanteau--there are two meanings packed up into one word.
  -- Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Gla...
• And thus they give the time, that Nature meant For peaceful sleep and meditative snores, To ceaseless din and mindless merriment And waste of shoes and floors.
  -- Lewis Carroll [Charles Lutwidge Dodgson] (1832-98), -- English writer, mathematician -- Four Riddles, no....
• You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
  If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster. -- Lewis Carroll...