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• Neighbors!! We got neighbors! We ain't supposed to have any neighbors, and I just had to shoot one.
  -- Post Brothers Comic...
• The cable had passed us by; the dish was the only hope, and eventually we were all forced to turn to it.
  By the summer of '85, the valley had more satellite dishes per capita than an Eskimo village on the north slope of Alaska....
• A young married couple had their first child. Their original pride and joy slowly turned to concern however, for after a couple of years the child had never uttered any form of speech.
  They hired the best speech therapists, doctors, psychiatrists, all to no avail....
• What 's mine is yours, and what is yours is mine. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Measure for Measure -- Act v, Sc.
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• Lisa: If we don't get to the convention soon, all the good comics will be gone!
  Bart: Ah, what do you care about good comics? All you every buy is Casper the Wimpy Ghost....
• Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
  Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself....
• Your wife is dead when the sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
• Shouldn't we be carefully placing these comics in plastic bags?
• No woman ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes.