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Now I Think I Just Reached The State Of HYPERTENSION That Comes JUST BEFORE You See The TOTAL At The SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
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.. Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes
JUST BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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I just had a NOSE JOB!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker.. But now I can't remember WHO he is... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I think I am an overnight sensation right now!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I hope you millionaires are having fun! I just invested half your life savings in yeast!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I just remembered something about a TOAD! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! I just went below the poverty line! -- Zippy the Pinhead
America!! I saw it all!! Vomiting! Waving! JERRY FALWELLING into your void tube of UHF oblivion!
! SAFEWAY of the mind -- -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
