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• Has HELL frozen over yet?
• What the hell was that thing? "Automated fire system, a force field contains the flame until the remaining oxygen has been consumed.
  Ah...What if I'd been under that thing? "You would have been standing in the fire....
• I would have nobody to control me; I would be absolute
  and who but I? Now, he that is absolute can do what he like...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• FidoNet n. A worldwide hobbyist network of personal computers which exchanges mail, discussion groups, and files.
  Founded in 1984 and originally consisting only of IBM PCs and compatibles, FidoNet now includes such diverse machines as Apple ][s, Ataris, Amigas, and Unix systems....
• Homer: So, little Lisa, apple of my eye: how are things down at the old schoolhouse?
  Lisa: I find this demeaning and embarrassing beyond my worst nightmares....
• It has always been true that in the United States the people who ought to read books write them.
  -- Gore Vidal -- [Editor's note: Now if Vidal would only take his own advice...]...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...that home project you thought would only take a single weekend has now passed its first decade of development.
• FUD /fuhd/ n. Defined by Gene Amdahl after he left IBM to found his own company
  FUD is the fear, uncertainty, and doubt that IBM sales people instill in the minds of potential customers who might be considering [Amdahl] products....