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Now, we give you Bob and his inflatable doll!
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What this department needs is a really good inflatable doll.
Save your breath for your inflatable date, Bob.
NEW ADDITION TO THE LIBRARY: "Sally", the department's new inflatable doll, is available on a short-term removal basis only -- please sign her out and return her promptly to avoid extended waits.
(We are still awaiting shipment of our "Big John" doll.)...
Breast feeding is popular now. It wasn't when I was growing up.
In high school, my mom caught me with an inflatable sex doll....
Marge: {I got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address.
} Skinner: {Yes, indeed there is. There's an inflatable bath pillow that mother and I both enjoy....
Now Bob, you know you'll go blind!!!
Now, where did I put that rubber doll?
Sideshow Bob: Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that?
Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they? Episode: 2F02, Sideshow Bob Robe...
Bob: [on the radio] But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
Barlow: Mm hm, myopic. Or to say the least, intransigent....