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• Around you lie the ruins of what was obviously once an enormous castle.
  The remains have so degenerated that they blend uniformly into the forbidding rocks to the north....
• Standing room only on the bus.
• 1. If the work has to be finished today, the part will roll to the most inaccessible part of the room.
  2. If it is heavy, it will hit your toe first. 3. You will then find the part by standing on it and destroying it....
• You are in the east room off of pool number 4. You can exit to the south. south.
• Hank: Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?
  Homer: Mm-hmm. [taking his coat] Hmm, uh, let's see....
• Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
  -- Homer watches the kids, "Marge in Chai...
• A Parable of Modern Research: Bob has lost his keys in a room which is dark except for one brightly lit corner.
  "Why are you looking under the light, you lost them in the dark!" "I can only see here....
• You are standing on my toes.