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Numbers are hard to keep straight.
-- Axiom 1, Corollary 1B
-- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotation
Related:
Famous dead people make excellent commentators on current events.
-- Axiom 1, Corollary 1F -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio...
Journalists are a less than dependable source of accurate quotes.
-- Axiom 1, Corollary 1E -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio...
Vivid words hook misquotes in the mind.
-- Axiom 1, Corollary 1A -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio...
Keyes Rules of Misquotation Axiom 1. Any quotation that can be altered will be.
+ Corollary 1A: Vivid words hook misquotes in the mind....
Any quotation that can be altered will be. -- Axiom 1. -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio
Small changes can have a big impact (or: what a difference an a makes).
-- Axiom 1, Corollary 1C -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio...
If noted figures don't say what needs to be said, we'll say it for them.
-- Axiom 1, Corollary 1D -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio...
In a pinch, any orphan quote can be called a Chinese proverb.
-- Axiom 2, Corollary 2F -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio...
Vintage quotes are considered to be in the public domain.
-- Axiom 2, Corollary 2E -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio...