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Nuns: Women Who Marry God. If They Divorce Him, Do They Get Half The Universe?
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Nuns: Women who marry god. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Che...
Nuns do it out of habit.
Macho Women With Guns! Renegade Nuns on Wheels!
I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him. -- Theresa of Avila
A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, who swore how much they were in love.
To quiet the enraged husband, the lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy....
othing -- and then marry him. -- Che
Well, there's Grand Duchess Sophia of Turin...we'll never get _her_ to marry him.
Why not? Because she's _met_ him... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...