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NYMPHOMANIAC -- a groin-operated sex machine.
Nymphomaniac : a girl who trips you up and is under you before you hit the floor.
The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.
Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed.
Typical humans, you can always count on them to mess things up.
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?