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• ORDER The process of telling the waiter what you would like to eat, preferably a choice from that on the menu.
  Following the ordering process, you will make a note of everything that they forget to bring you, and finally find the courage to kick up a stink when the meal's over and everyone's leaving....
• MOUNTAIN Something which men seem to delight in being able to climb just so they can stick little flags in it at the top to show that they've climbed i
  and can then apply for Fame from the Warhol Institute For Handing Out Fame....
• HORSE I begin to seriously doubt the viability of a dictionary that defines "horse" as "a soft-hoofed ungulate.
  A horse is actually any four legged creature in a Western movie....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• VANDAL Vandals are people who have their brain surgically removed and then go around destroying, damaging and generally depreciating anything they feel like, just because they want to.
  Psychiatrists have described this behaviour as regression, and a primal act of defiance against society....
• KOALA Small furry Australian marsupial. Don't believe what you see on the telly, these are vicious little bastards.
  They'll quite happily claw you to death then piss all over you if you don't give them a Eucalyptus leaf to eat....
• I found this news absolutely dismaying..." Edith Cresson (Premier, France) (edith@paris.
  gov.fr) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• SEA Where fish fingers come from. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA