ODD
Odd things that you don't want people find in your house include:
- that dead insurance salesman that you lost your rag at and
buried under the stairs
- the New Kids On The Block records that someone bought you as a
joke
- the fungus that is growing all over one side of the shower
- all those Readers Digest metal tokens that you decided to keep
because "they looked nice" when you opened the envelope just
after downing forty-three consecutive stubbies
- the (now dead) cat buried in the sofa that's been missing for
three months, and which gives the livingroom that special
aroma
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
