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• The human being, like the immortals, naturally places sexual intercourse far and away above all other joys -- yet he has left it out of his heaven.
  -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet?? Is it, huh, is it?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet? Is it, huh, is it?" -- Zippy the Pinhead
• A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents or tests his programs.
  Yet all who know him consider him one of the best programmer in the world....
• A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents or tests his programs.
  Yet all who know him consider him one of the bests programmer in the world....
• A man is accepte into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
  -- Mark Twai...
• What a hell of a heaven it will be, when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!
  -- Mark Twai...
• Man is a religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal.
  He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them....
• Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal that has the True Religion -- several of them.
  He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight....