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Off To One Side A Great Many Dwarves Are Sleeping On The Floor, Snoring Loudly.
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Off to one side a great many dwarves are sleeping on the floor,
snoring loudly. A sign nearby reads: "Do not disturb the dwarves!"
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Confusticate and bebother these dwarves!
By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' .
.." -- Gary Larson, "The Far Side...
How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
Two. Not more than two....
How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? What light bulb?
How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? You sure it's dark?
I can name all ten of the Seven Dwarves!
The dwarves' knives vanish as they strike the walls of the cave.
Do not disturb.