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• If only you knew she loved you, you could face the uncertainty of whether you love her.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• And the northern lights commenced to glow. And she said, with a tear in her eye, "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
  -- Frank Zappa, "The Story of Nanook and the Fur Trappe...
• Did you hear about the not too bright mother of 12 who was called upon to use her diaphragm so often that she kept it tacked to the headboard of her bed.
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• The light of love, The mind, the music breathing from her face, The heart whose softness harmonized the whole,-- And oh, that eye was in itself a soul!
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- The Bride of Abydos, Canto i, Stanza 6...
• Grace was in all her steps, heaven in her eye, In every gesture dignity and love.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book viii, Line 488...
• Always begin with a woman by telling her that you don't understand women.
  You will be able to prove it to her satisfaction more certainly than anything else you will ever tell her....