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Oh Dear, Now I've Made A Terrible Mess Of Things.
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Oh dear, now I've made a terrible mess of things. And all I wanted to do was
rule the universe.
-- Dr. Zachary Smith
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All my life I said I wanted to be someone...I can see now that I should have been more specific....
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
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