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• Tea! thou soft, thou sober sage, and venerable liquid
  hou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening, wink tippling cordial, to whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest moments of ny life, let me fall prostrate!...
• Fibula: Small lie...
• Marriage is a three-ring circus: first, there's the engagement ring, then there's the wedding ring, and finally, the suffering.
  -- Roger Price...
• Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Roger Price
• Wedding Ring: A tourniquet worn on the left hand to stop circulation. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• How many Quakers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten to sit around in a circle until one feels the inner light....
• How many young macrobiotics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They all sit in a circle, watching the old macrobiotics, and think beautiful thoughts....
• The small side of a broken ring lies here.