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• My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!
• What's this RED button for? WAIT! Oh Shi....
• The knee bone's connected to the something, The something is connected to the red thing, The red thing is connected to my wrist watch -- Uh oh.
  -- Dr. Nick reminds himself how to do medicine, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir?
  You _do_ have a very full wardrobe as it is....
• I like the 486 tower. Does it come in red?
• My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
• Inquisitor: Because, like all who stand before the Inquisitor, you're judge shall be .
  .. yourself. Rimmer: Oh SMEG. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
• Bart: Hey, that's my lucky red hat sitting on top of a double- corrugated, eight-fold, fourteen-gauge box!
  Marge: Oh, it sounds like you really learned something on your field trip....
• Thirty days hath Septober, April, June, and no wonder.
  all the rest have peanut butter except my father who wears red suspenders....