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Oh no, you don't want my signature. I'm unemployed. I'm out of a job.
-- Former president George Bush to an autograph seeker.
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As you know, I planned a trip out there for some time, so it fits in very nicely.
-- President George Bush, on his trip to LA after the rio...
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them.
-- George Bush, US Preside...
Take out the word 'Quayle' and insert the word 'Bush' wherever it appears, and that's the crap I took for eight years.
Wimp. Sycophant. Lap dog. Poop. Lightweight. Boob....
Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
My position hasn't changed.
I am, uh, pro -- pro -- uh, prolife -- -- President George Bush, April 1992...
Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!...
All I was doing was appealing for an endorsement, not suggesting you endorse it.
-- George Bush, US Preside...
Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush! Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's awful grumpy....
I personally think that he did violate the law, that he committed impeachable offenses.
But I don't think that he thinks he did....