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  Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
• Homer: Oh, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.
  Lisa: I'd like to believe that this time. I really would. -- Hope springs eternal, "Rosebud...
• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Ross: [sarcastic] Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?
  Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? You're a horrible skier....
• Edna: [looking at SLH] Oh, he is a gem! Here boy. [kisses] Would you like these cookies Martin made for me?
  Martin: My raisin roundies! Bart: My dog's name is Santa's Little Helper....
• Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe: I know. Rachel: Why have I never tasted these before?
  Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies....
• Commandant: Next up ... Simp-son, Lis-a. [the crowd falls silent.
  The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs the ladder to the first platform, as the crowd begins jeering] Lisa...
• Homer: Oh Marge, I never felt so alone. No one believes me.
  [pause] Uh, this is the part where you're suppose to say "I Believe You, Homer"?...
• Truffles must come to the table in their own stock .
  .. as you break open this jewel sprung from a poverty-stricken soil, imagine--if you have never visited it--the desolate kingdom where it rules....