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  I do not think about what our children's names are gonna be....
• Monica [on the phone]: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers.
  .. Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?... Actually, nothing but rubber gloves....
• I think I'm gonna lose my lunch!
• I think I'm gonna whoop my cookies!
• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
• Now, folks, all I know is what little news I read every day in the paper.
  I see where another wife out on Long Island in New York shot her husband....
• The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English.
  He spoke "Gym." One day I was playing basketball and Mr....
• Never tell. Not if you love your wife.... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it.
  Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya....
• Never tell. Not if you love your wife ... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it.
  Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya....