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Old Cooks Never Die, They Just Get Deranged.
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Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
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Old mufflers never die, they just get exhausted.
Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
Old students never die, they just get degraded.
Old musicians never die, they just get played out.
Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.
Old pilots never die, they just can't get it up!
Old sailers never die, they just get a little dingy.
Old termites never die. They just get board and lumber on.
OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted.