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• Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno.
  Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck....
• Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one.
  Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'....
• Grimes: Can you believe that guy? He's in his office making a pathetic attempt to look professional.
  Carl: Hey, what do you got against Homer, anyway?...
• Wear the old coat and buy the new book. -- Austin Phelp
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• A man is as old as he feels. But never as important.
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  These laws were written down sometime in the 13th century, but date back even down into Viking times....
• Seest thou a man diligent in his business? He shall stand before king
  he shall not stand before mean men. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xxii, 29...