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• Periods of tranquility are seldom prolific of creative achievement.
  Mankind has to be stirred up. -- Alfred North Whitehead...
• That's not a lie, it's a terminological inexactitude. -- Alexander Haig
• Oliver North is proof that if you wrap stupidity in the flag, you can overcome common sense which conforms to the law.
• The Oliver North virus Turns your printer into a document shredder. -- New viruses on the block.
• You knew it would have to come to this, I am sure, but Oliver North will only eat one kind of breakfast food
  Shredded Wheat!...
• I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth.
  I assisted in furthering that version. -- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony...
• Lisa: This biography of Bart came out awfully quickly.
  It's not even about him! Bart: Sure it is!...
• How many Chuck Robbs does it to take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, Douglas Wilder broke his lamp and Oliver North sold his light bulb to Iran....
• How many Contras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but he needs one Iranian, one Israeli, four Canadians, and Arab, twenty Swiss, and Afghan, and Oliver North to help him....