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Once Actor Raymond Burr Was Confronted By A Fan Who Demanded To Know How It Was That [Perry Mason] Won Every Case.
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"Once actor Raymond Burr was confronted by a fan who demanded to know
how it was that [Perry Mason] won every case. `But madam,' he
replied smoothly, `you only see the cases I try on Saturday.'"
-- THE COMPLETE DIRECTORY OF PRIME TIME TV SHOWS
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Once upon a time, when I was training to be a mathematician, a group of us bright young students taking number theory discovered the names of the smaller prime numbers.
2: The Odd Prime -- It's the only even prime, therefore is odd....
Once upon a time, when I was training to be a mathematician, a group of us bright young students taking number theory discovered the names of the smaller prime numbers.
2: The Odd Prime -- It's the only even prime, therefore is odd....
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