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• If you're so smart... Why ain't you reasonable?
• If computers are so smart, why aren't they rich?
• If you gave to forecast, forecast often. -- Edgar R. Fiedle
• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
  [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
• If hard work is so good for you, how come the rich don't keep it all for themselves?
  -- Jamaican saying...
• Gee, do you work here? And I always thought you were so smart!
• Saul was walking down the street when he ran into Morty.
  The two got to talking and Saul asked "So Morty, how's your son?...
• In this world, you have to be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.
  I spent years being smart. I recommend pleasant....
• The moment you forecast, you know you're going to be wrong, you just don't know when and in which direction.
  -- Edgar R. Fiedle...