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Once You've Had Real Champagne, You Can Never Go Back To Asti Spumante. -- Georgette Lundberg
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Once you've had real champagne, you can never go back to Asti Spumante.
-- Georgette Lundberg
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(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
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Once you have their money, you never give it back. -- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #1
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Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....