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• One sharp nasty knife is thrown at you!
• The fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip objects into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air due to levitation.
  Teleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur if the character does not have fire resistance....
• Does anyone have a knife?" -- Great Quotes of Yule '93
• Hot water heaters? Why does hot water need heating?
• Coffee doesnt cause cancer -- Water does!!!
• Dip: Inventor of a famous switch.
• Genius will live and thrive without training, but it does not the less reward the watering pot and the pruning knife.
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet....