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• Lemma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction)
  Case n = 1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all horses in that set are the same color....
• Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof by intimidation)
  Horses have an even number of legs. Behind they have two legs, and in front they have fore-legs....
• Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.
• A one by one matrix has one column and one row, and the same number in both.
• It is a foolish man who tests the depth of the river with both feet at the same time.
  Often this person tests just one river....
• Both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat.
• To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist--the problem is entirely the same in both cases.
  To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar. -- Oscar Wilde...
• Theorem: Every horse has an infinite number of legs Horses have an even number of legs.
  Behind they have two legs, and in front they have fore legs....