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• Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth.
  Elbert Hubbard...
• A college education shows a man how little other people know. -- Haliburto
• Education is primarily a personal matter; it has little to do with school or college.
• I'm a little girl." "I'm a little boy." "How do you know you're a little boy?
  "Wait till the nurse goes out and I'll show you... See? Blue booties....
• American college students are like American colleges - each has half-dulled faculties.
  -- James Thurbe...
• This child is not mine as the first was; I cannot sing it to re
  I cannot lift it up fatherly, And bless it upon my breast....
• It will be of little avail to the people, that the laws are made by men of their own choice, if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood
  if they be repealed or revised before they are promulgated, or undergo such incessant changes that no man, who knows what the law is to-day, can guess what it will be to-morrow....
• The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future anybody's guess.
  It was fun back there with the Rover Boys, the Little Colonel, Pollyanna, and Peg-o'-my-Heart, but we don't want to be caught in the past while the Russians are shaking hands with the Martians....
• No, but I know a little about women. -- James Bond