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One Of The Few Safe Predictions For The Coming Yea
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One of the few safe predictions for the coming year:
People will die this year that never died before.
Related:
People are dying that never died before.
A leap year is never a good sheep year.
One half of the children born die before their eighth year.
This is nature's law; why try to contradict it?...
One year comes, another goes. The gates of memories never close.
Meanwhile, back in the year ONE...
Q: What's an IBM man-year? A: 730 people trying to get a project done before noon. -- Anon.
Q: What's an IBM man-year? A: 730 people trying to get a project done before noon.
Terrell: "Listen, you men and women, you haven't--" Kha
Captain, Captain, Cap..." [Laughs] "Save your strength, Captain....
If a President died in office, then it's a certainty that he was elected in a year ending in zero.