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One Of The First And Foremost Rules Of Piracy REAL PIRATES ARE OVER 15 YEARS OLD!
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-- One of the first and foremost rules of piracy
REAL PIRATES ARE OVER 15 YEARS OLD!
Exceptions to this rule are extremely rare at best.
-- Corollary
You never have to wonder who breeded Mickey Mouse with a
2600 hz tone to produce a real pirate's voice.
Related:
The Leap Year Corollary: Exceptions always outnumber rules.
The advance of science can be measured by the rate at which exceptions to previously held laws accumulate.
Corollaries: 1. Exceptions always outnumber rules....
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule
when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. -- Ernest Hemingway...
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don't.
You have no real enemies.
Exceptions rule.