One Of The First And Foremost Rules Of Piracy REAL PIRATES ARE OVER 15 YEARS OLD!

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-- One of the first and foremost rules of piracy
REAL PIRATES ARE OVER 15 YEARS OLD!
Exceptions to this rule are extremely rare at best.

-- Corollary
You never have to wonder who breeded Mickey Mouse with a
2600 hz tone to produce a real pirate's voice.

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