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  Wheezing his last words with difficulty, Stalin tells Khruschev, "The reins of the country are now in your hands....
• I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.
  -- George Bu...
• In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
  -- Blair P. Houghto...
• The following appeared in the letter to an editor of a Myrian newspaper.
  "Under Governor Winslow's leadership over the past four years, Myria has enjoyed unprecedented prosperity....
• I sent a message to another time, But as the days unwind -- this I just can't believe, I sent a message to another plane, Maybe it's all a game -- but this I just can't conceive.
  ... I met someone who looks at lot like you, She does the things you do, but she is an IBM....
• Yacc owes much to a most stimulating collection of users, who have goaded me beyond my inclination, and frequently beyond my ability in their endless search for one more feature.
  Their irritating unwillingness to learn how to do things my way has usually led to my doing things their way...