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One Thing Jimmy Swaggart And His Wife Have In Common That Most Married Couples Don't.
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One thing Jimmy Swaggart and his wife have in common that most married
couples don't....her clothing!
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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.
Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
Jimmy Swaggart says let those Catholics have their silly bingo. He is into stud poker!
One thing common to most success stories is the alarm clock.
It is most dangerous nowadays for a husband to pay any attention to his wife in public.
It always makes people think that he beats her when they're alone....
He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet.
-- Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal...
The prince wants your daughter for his wife. Well, tell him his wife can't have her.
-- Blackadder III...
MACHINATION, n. The method employed by one's opponents in baffling one's open and honorable efforts to do the right thing.
So plain the advantages of machination It constitutes a moral obligation, And honest wolves who think upon't with loathing Feel bound to don the sheep's deceptive clothing....
People ought to leave Jimmy Swaggart alone. On the other hand, Jimmy Swaggart ought to leave people alone.
Or something like that......