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• We are doing the right thing and we do not see the bad things.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle pretending he is one of the wise monkeys....
• If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.
  [a reporter then asked him what he meant by that] That's for you to figure out....
• We have to do more than just elect a new president if we truly want to change this country.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 1988...
• A Thousand and One Things You Can Do With Lego Building Blocks -- A serious review of the work of the Vice President, inspired by Dan Quayle.
• The future will be a better tomorrow. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• We will never give Bill Clinton the opportunity to be the President of the United States.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle (9/19/92)...
• One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that ONE word is 'to be prepared'.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)...
• I'll tell you one person who doesn't think we've wasted our money on $
  600 toilet seats --- Saddam Hussein. -- Vice President Dan Quayle...