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One, Two, Three, Four What Are We Fighting For? Don't Ask Me I Don't Give A Damn.
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One, two, three, four
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn.
Next stop is Vietnam.
Five, six, seven, eight
Open up the pearly gates.
Ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopie! We're all going to die.
-- Country Joe and the Fish
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