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• Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
• Buy thermometers in the wintertime. They're much lower then. -- Soupy Sale
• Why don't you put your face in dough and make jackass cookies? -- Soupy Sale
• You show me a sculptor who works in the basement and I'll show you a low-down chiseler!
  -- Soupy Sale...
• All you have to do to see the accuracy of my thesis is look around you.
  Look, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making average incomes for doing average jobs - bank vice presidents, insurance salesmen, auditors, secretaries of defense - and you'll realize they all dress the same way, essentially the way the mannequins in the Sears menswear department dress....
• There was a young lady named Hall, Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
  The dress caught on fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section, and all....
• If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
• Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
• If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your ac
  I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that's just too much....