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Only dirty people need to wash.
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Value yourself. The only people who apprecaite a doormat are people with dirty shoes.
-- Leo F. Buscaglia...
Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
-- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
The king [Frederic] has sent me some of his dirty linen to wash
I will wash yours another time. -- Francis M. Voltaire (1694-1778) -- Reply to General Manstei...
There is no such thing as a "dirty capitalist", only a capitalist. -- Bill Gray
Sex is dirty, but only if you do it right.
Indecision is like a stepchild: if he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he is wasting water.
-- African Proverb...
Murphy's Third Law of the Kitchen: The mixing bowl you need is always dirty.
Homer: Flanders! My socks feel dirty. Give me some water to wash them.
Flanders: Again? Homer, we have to ration the water carefully....
Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle. -- Yeager's Law