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Only The Dead Fail To Rise In My Presence.
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Only the dead fail to rise in my presence.
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All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet..
There's no such word as FAIL in my vocabulary!
What to do!?! My SUN won't rise!
Never...ever...try to be funny in my presence again, Percy. -- Edmund: Head
Have you found your life distasteful? My life did, and does, smack sweet.
Was your youth of pleasure wasteful? Mine I saved and hold complete....
The only people who never fail are those who never try.
Early to rise and early to bed Makes a man healthy, but socially dead.
-- The Wheel of Morality (Animaniacs)...
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic...
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead. -- James Thurbe