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Only When The Sun Starts To Orbit The Earth Will I Accept The Bible. -- Keith M.
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Only when the Sun starts to orbit the Earth will I accept the Bible.
-- Keith M. Ryan
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Riker: "Sensors?" Data: "I am having difficulty scanning the object.
It appears to be approximately two-hundred-million kilometers in diameter....
I myself have dreamed up a structure intermediate between Dyson spheres and planets.
Build a ring 93 million miles in radius -- one Earth orbit -- around the sun....
We only ever had the one sun at home. I came from a planet called Earth you know.
Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within. GANDHI
But Aristarchus of Samos brought out a book consisting of certain hypotheses, in which the premises lead to the conclusion that the universe is many times greater than that now so called.
His hypotheses are that the fixed stars and the sun remain motionless, that the earth revolves about the sun in the circumference of a circle, the sun lying in the middle of the orbit, and that the sphere of the fixed stars, situated about the same center as the sun, is so great that the circle in which he supposes the earth to revolve bears such a proportion to the distance of the fixed stars as the center of the sphere bears to its surface....
You can't take sides when you know the earth is round. -- Patricia Su
If you get hung up on syntax, you'll never make it to semantics. -- S. M. Rya
The only time we doctors should accept death is when it comes as a result of our own incompetence.
-- Dr. Hfuhruhu...
No solemn sanctimonious face I pull, Nor think I 'm pious when I 'm only biliou
Nor study in my sanctum supercilious, To frame a Sabbath Bill or forge a Bull....