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• Only in soap operas are all of life's crises resolved by Friday.
• In business, price increases as service declines. -- James L. Davi
• Writers desire to be paid, authors desire recognition. -- James L. Davi
• The further an individual is from the poorhouse, the more expert one becomes on the ghetto.
  -- James L. Davi...
• Fantasy is a crutch for people who can't handle soap operas.
• The Space People think that TV news programs are comedies, and that soap operas are news.
• Wonderful chap, The Doctor. All of them. -- Brig. L. Stewa
• The Soviet Union has soap operas like One Day to Live and Search for All My Children.
  And game shows like Bowling for Food and Wheel of Torture....
• WORK: The blessed respite from screaming kids and soap operas for which you actually get paid.