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• Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
• Fashion is something which goes in one year and out the other.
• Even the music was nice. -- Yogi Berra (speaking of the opera "Tosca").
• It was pretty good. Even the music was nice. -- Yogi Berra, after attending an opera
• Fad: In one era and out the other.
• There is more excitement in one hour on a soap opera than there is in a whole life of living.
• How many soccer players -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to get into position to screw it in, one to kick the legs out from under him, one to snatch the light bulb and pass it to his mate who, then goes and screws it in over the other side of the room, and one to roll around on the floor pretending to be really injured....
• Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
• Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
  A: A deep C diva....