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• You can't always do what you're supposed to do. -- Arlo Guthrie
• An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel prize winning physicist, Niels Bohr, in Copenhagen.
  He was amazed to find that over Bohr's desk was a horseshoe, securely nailed to the wall, with the open end up in the approved manner (so it would catch the good luck and not let it spill out)....
• You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize--posthumously.
• Rabbi K: [answers phone] What? Saul Bellow? The Nobel-prize-winning Jewish novelist?
  He wants to have lunch with me? Ha ha! It's a date!...
• Sideshow Bob: Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that?
  Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they? Episode: 2F02, Sideshow Bob Robe...
• All science is either physics or stamp collecting. -- E.
  Rutherford (who later won a Nobel prize in Chemistry)...
• There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom.
  -- Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923...