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Option Paralysis: The Tendency, When Given Unlimited Choices, To Make None.
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Option Paralysis:
The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.
[Often experienced when asked what kind of salad dressing one wants.]
-- Douglas Coupland, Generation X
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Poor Buoyancy: The realization that one was a better person when one had less money.
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Dumpster Clocking: The tendency when looking at objects to guesstimate the amount of time they will take to eventually decompose
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Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation.
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Strangelove Reproduction: Having children to make up for the fact that one no longer believes in the future.
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Native Aping: Pretending to be a native when visiting a foreign destination.
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Homeowner Envy: Feelings of jealousy generated in the young and the disenfranchised when facing gruesome housing statistics.
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Power Mist: The tendency of hierarchies in office environments to be diffuse and preclude crisp articulation.
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Air Family: Describes the false sense of community experienced among coworkers in an office environment.
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